奧客任務1 - 奧客
By Leila
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在看了許多文之後,小弟終於還是忍不住想要分享這八年來
銷售筆電的甘苦談了~囧
講"分享"是因為...我也不算是什麼有修養,有好品性,好耐性的人
久久會對一些客人做出怪異的舉動~
也請NB版的各位別在:哎啊,大家都說沒賺~的欺負我們同行了~
這幾年賣一台筆電賺的錢常常真的只是那幾百塊!真的也有人賠錢賣!!
也由於八年的經驗~對奧客也經常性的不是那麼人道
先講一個今天才發生的事吧
話說站在店門口抽菸的我遠遠的就看到三小時前
坐在店裡跟我弟狂殺價的那對夫妻信步而來
<三小時前的店裡>
case終於談到了最後~
男:一句話!我什麼贈品通通都不要!就給我一個好價錢!
弟:此話當真?
男:當真!
弟弟看了看成本~呣呣
弟:好!含稅現金xxxx給您!!
此時我弟這台是為了衝個台數,所以打算只賺現金兩百塊錢.....
男:呣....呣呣...呣....
弟:那我幫您開個單子先?
男:那你能送我些什麼???
弟:...............
女:哎唷!贈品麻~又不用錢~這樣吧~幫我們加個ram先?
弟:送客~~~~~~~~~
女:買電腦哪有人不送東西的?又不是要個幾千塊的東西!
弟:請!!!!
這對男女又在那機機丫丫的吐一堆不是象牙的話
弟:來人啊!!!!!!
<回到三個小時後在抽菸的我的目光>
我知道他們去比價
所以當女的一進店裡找我弟,而男客走到我身邊時(門口)
我對著在店裡的女方大喊:哎唷!他們比完價啦!投降回來找咱們買了!!
男人此時大怒+大喊:什麼什麼!!你講這這什麼話!!
哪有人這樣做生意的!!我們是去吃東西罷了!
你們這樣子說我們!我們不買也罷!
你以為就你們家賣電腦嗎!!!哪有人這樣做生意的!
老婆!我們走吧!別在這裡買了!
經典的是這男的講這些話的同時...是邊講邊走入店裡
一邊罵一邊乖乖的坐到我弟所坐的那個位子上~XD
臉皮應該是請鋼鐵人打造的~
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銷售筆電的甘苦談了~囧
講"分享"是因為...我也不算是什麼有修養,有好品性,好耐性的人
久久會對一些客人做出怪異的舉動~
也請NB版的各位別在:哎啊,大家都說沒賺~的欺負我們同行了~
這幾年賣一台筆電賺的錢常常真的只是那幾百塊!真的也有人賠錢賣!!
也由於八年的經驗~對奧客也經常性的不是那麼人道
先講一個今天才發生的事吧
話說站在店門口抽菸的我遠遠的就看到三小時前
坐在店裡跟我弟狂殺價的那對夫妻信步而來
<三小時前的店裡>
case終於談到了最後~
男:一句話!我什麼贈品通通都不要!就給我一個好價錢!
弟:此話當真?
男:當真!
弟弟看了看成本~呣呣
弟:好!含稅現金xxxx給您!!
此時我弟這台是為了衝個台數,所以打算只賺現金兩百塊錢.....
男:呣....呣呣...呣....
弟:那我幫您開個單子先?
男:那你能送我些什麼???
弟:...............
女:哎唷!贈品麻~又不用錢~這樣吧~幫我們加個ram先?
弟:送客~~~~~~~~~
女:買電腦哪有人不送東西的?又不是要個幾千塊的東西!
弟:請!!!!
這對男女又在那機機丫丫的吐一堆不是象牙的話
弟:來人啊!!!!!!
<回到三個小時後在抽菸的我的目光>
我知道他們去比價
所以當女的一進店裡找我弟,而男客走到我身邊時(門口)
我對著在店裡的女方大喊:哎唷!他們比完價啦!投降回來找咱們買了!!
男人此時大怒+大喊:什麼什麼!!你講這這什麼話!!
哪有人這樣做生意的!!我們是去吃東西罷了!
你們這樣子說我們!我們不買也罷!
你以為就你們家賣電腦嗎!!!哪有人這樣做生意的!
老婆!我們走吧!別在這裡買了!
經典的是這男的講這些話的同時...是邊講邊走入店裡
一邊罵一邊乖乖的坐到我弟所坐的那個位子上~XD
臉皮應該是請鋼鐵人打造的~
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