客人詐騙集團 差點受騙經驗分享 - 顧客行為

Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2008-08-01T17:46

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原文http://kuso.cc/3GP*


因我有一台爛電腦,放在某知名拍賣拍售中
沒想到,有人發這樣的一封信給我:
↓↓↓
還都是英文的!@@


Hello seller,
My Name is Dr.Mark Danes from united kingdom I'm
interested to your Item in yahoo auction .What is the present
condition and how much do you want to 1 peices last?I'm buying it
urgently for my Son your inproject programme in
college.I am ready to pay for the item immediately with.I will be
making payment via bank to bank transfer.. Do provide fo for
immediate payment: accont name: account number: bank name: bank
address: bank code: alongside your response. I want you to get back to
me if this offer is okay with you.while(EMS 2-3 Day delivary) and i
want you to reply me back in English and don't forget to send me your
real e-mail.([email protected])...........Awaiting to hear
from you
soon.thanks....


雖然我英文很破,但是簡單的我還看的懂
我大概看了一下
好像是說:
我這台電腦他要買,是要給他兒子的,然後它需要我的銀行帳號啦...
等資料,這樣他才能會錢給我~

說真的,我英文實在爛到看不懂他是幹麻的
一時還真的有點"財迷心竅"
想說~哇~這台驅動不了的NB居然有人要買喔
所以我就非常非常簡單的回了他以下的內容


<不準笑喔!如果我英文好,我就不會學日文了!!>

Dr.Mark Danes

My English is very poor.
Do you know the HP NB is broken?
Heard Disk was broken.
Even you got it, will not working right now.

thank you for your interest

Sasa


更好笑是~他回信給我了耶!
內容如下:


Hello ,
Thanks for the mail and i will like to tell you that Dr.
Mark Danes is my Name from United kingdom and i will like you to go
ahead and calculate the total cost of the item including the shipping
cost via EMS 4-5 Days Delivery to my Son Address for is programmed
in college and send me the information below for the transfer to be
made fully
Here is the Information Needed For Payment:
Account Holder Name........................... .....
Account Number........................
Bank Name........................... ..............
Bank Address....................... . .........
However this is my Son Shipping Address:
Name: ....................Abiola Sebe
Address: ................45 Adelaja Street Mokola
City :........................ Ibadan
State : .....................Oyo State
Zipcode; ....................23402
Country:...................... . Nigeria
Telephone:.................... .. .. +234829201721
Awaiting to Hear From you.....


我就算英文再看不懂
我也看得懂
Country:...................... . Nigeria 這是什麼國家?奈及利亞??
爛電腦耶~連跑都不能跑的電腦耶!
所以馬上就起了疑心~
上網搜尋了一下~
果然!果然!是詐騙集團!


他們詐騙的方式是這樣的:
1.挑選對象--有買3C產品的賣家
2.開始發信,寫得很誠懇,有的說要給小孩用,有的說要給爸媽...
3.當你被他高價金額嚇到,才迷了心竅後,回給他你的銀行資料
(有網友的IPOD他開價8000美金,且說運費他會付)
4.這時候,過幾天你的銀行會通知你,催貨通知,
並且內容會讓你知道,你出貨了,錢就會由銀行支付(有點像LC方式)
5.你乖乖去油局交了約20萬多元的運費~將你的3C品送到奈及利亞...
6.........................你在等什麼呢?當然~錢不會進來的


你問我:那他到底要騙啥?
答案:就是騙你幫他出運費還幫他寄產品阿!


而且,很好笑的是,這種英文信的內容大家都虧文法很差
我是看不懂啦~用單字去看都一樣難
不過,對了幾個版本~很多只有名字不同@@
有的留的電話還是大陸的號碼!
詐騙先生~請搞清楚!並不是所有人都跟我一樣英文爛好嗎?
真的是該好好給他學一下英文了!超有心得的啦!

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All Comments

Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2008-08-06T17:06
是Hard Disk XD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2008-08-09T13:04
對阿 想說英國來的文法這麼怪
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2008-08-13T12:38
我也在我的拍賣賣場碰過這種留言耶...說是
要給兒子用的,六百台幣他要出九百美金...
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2008-08-17T22:09
這已經是老梗了吧?看到奈及利亞就知道了!
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2008-08-20T20:57
耶~這我也收過,當初懶得寄奈及利亞就拒絕了
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2008-08-24T21:41
原來是詐騙!好險!

令人好笑又無言的客人...(有點西斯)

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