哩系共產黨耶郎喔 - 顧客行為

By Franklin
at 2007-03-02T06:37
at 2007-03-02T06:37
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標題翻譯:你是共產黨的人喔?
敝公司因為客層都是老人家的原因,所以難免要會講台語,不然好歹也要聽
得懂有辦法跟他們溝通才可以。
而小的很不幸的不太會說台語,幾句還勉強可以,聽是一定聽的懂,但沒辦
法很對答自如的用台語跟客人談話,但大部份的會員倒也不會太介意,反正能溝
通表現出誠意就好了,什麼語言不重要。
但是,少數幾個本土意識強烈,或是政治狂的老人家,聽到我用國語跟他講
話都會不太高興。
「你不會貢台語喔?」
「謀幾後,會幾句而已啦!」(沒很好,會幾句而已)
這時就會被戴上一堆帽子。
「台灣郎就愛ㄟ共台語,哩外省嬰仔?」
(台灣人就要會說台語,外省人嗎?)
「謀共台語丟系哩謀愛台灣啦!」
(不會說台語就是不愛台灣啦!)
啊你把原住民和客家人放哪去了?
「哩系國民黨喔!」
誰告訴我不講台語和哪個黨有什麼關係?我連投票都不去投的人啊!
「哇拔系客家郎」
(我爸是客家人。)
通常我為了怕麻煩,都直接跟他們說我爸是客家人所以不會講台語,跟老人
家扯那麼多沒有用。都會小孩因為生長環境原因,通常只會說國語,雖然我也不
會講客家話XD,不過大部份老人家一聽到我是客家人,就會用那種原來如此,這
也難怪的表情原諒我。
有次也是有個阿姨用台語問我話,我用國語回他以後,但她就很生氣
「貢台語啦!哩共產黨喔?」
(說台語啦!你共產檔喔?)
我聽到當場愣住,第一次被說是共產黨的人,以往頂多不愛台灣而已。
「現在ㄟ少年郎真謀像話,台語嘛無笑貢,你阿爸阿媽怎麼教的?」
(現在年輕人真不像話,台語也不會說,你爸媽怎麼教的。)
其實聽到有點火,不會說台語跟爸媽有什麼關係。
「我小時候都住山上,都講我們的母語。」這是鬼扯。
「黑白共,母語就台語啊!」
(亂講!母語就台語啊!)
「我是原住民,我們村裡沒有人在說台語的。」
「啊!難怪你不會說台語。你是原住民喔!」阿姨突然改用國語跟我對話。
「對啊!我是布農族的。」繼續鬼扯。
「抱歉抱歉,剛剛還說你是共產黨的。」
「不會啦!我已經習慣了。」
我在心裡憋笑憋的超痛苦,過沒幾天後主管突然問我:
「小C你什麼時候變成原住民,小時候住山上了?我明明記得你是都市小孩
,而且爸爸是客家人,媽媽是閩南人,還有你一點都不像原住民啊!」
「已經傳遍會員囉?」
「你不知道嗎?大家說你爸是客家人,媽媽是山地人,從小跟媽媽住在山上
,日子過的很辛苦才來這工作。」
「這...會員間的八掛圈會不會太可怕。」
這件事告訴我們,沒事不要說謊,還有小心歐巴喪之間的八掛功力。
還有這不是澳客文,頂多是分享顧客文XD
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