看到現在終於知道戴爾搞啥鬼了! - 退貨

By Robert
at 2009-07-03T02:29
at 2009-07-03T02:29
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嗯!沒錯!以我的觀點一切都是陰謀!
本人就是陰謀論者!
第一階段:釣魚!
設定極低的價位引誘貪小便宜的網友來上鉤!沒想到訂單如斯龐大!緊急研討對策!
第二階段:拖字絕!
正所謂一皮天下無難事,只要拖到時限前有行動就不是沒誠意!
之後只要利用借力使力的功夫,有網友妥協就按照其方案摸其他網民的頭!
沒有妥協就退後一步尋找另行方案!
第三階段:悲情攻勢!
是的!就是悲情!誠如最新的說法,說啥截至目前已經虧損三千萬!?
你一台也沒有出,虧損個屁!還有一堆電匯的!光是利息就賺不完了!
你騙我腦殘阿?說啥如果出會很慘!我們上班族哪個出包不會很慘的!
你騙我沒出過包沒上過班喔!?
第四階段:
二、三階段混合執行,並兼將簡單好解決的申訴案及提告處理後~
依其判例來遏止其他人來繼續求償!
也就是說,除了拖、搞悲情外。接下來我猜他們的策略是尋找有利的案子先執行,
之後再用其判例來說服後面的法官及提告人,別想要用這招!
有點「殺雞儆猴」的感覺!
(所以要提告,務求完善阿!別留些小辮子給dell抓到了!基本上!根據我觀察~
大單告贏得機率小!)
第五階段:
之後對那些敗訴的求償,另加折價券效應讓眾網民打退堂鼓。
也就是說他們賺兩條!
其一是發折價的部份!
如此大單下來!因為本身成本就沒那麼高了,不可能折一千塊沒賺!
除非戴爾的公司結構有問題,不然價格比他牌高,何以還沒有賺錢?那肯定是d牌自己
公司的問題!
其二是不採購的網民!
發了折價券過了期,或是根本不屑買,或是太貴不想買!都是戴爾賺到!畢竟,訂單量
太大他們也出不出貨來,不如心一橫乾脆不認帳!最後的結果肯定是戴爾贏面大!
為啥?折價券大家是都會用喔?
這樣一來,我們就可以知道,戴爾的策略基本上是以兩面收錢為主!
當然,死要錢也有其方法可以抵制!
抵制的方法就是盡量提高該公司的成本和工作時間!
畢竟一間公司員工有限,再厲害一疲勞轟炸下肯定是大大減低效能和提高成本!
數不盡的申訴、官司和進退貨以及網路的負面廣播效應,肯定讓他們在咱們地盤吃盡苦頭!
最後用游擊戰打贏這場仗!
我想說的是,你們大公司有錢,我們沒有!
但是一個人花十分鐘,一百個人就是一千分鐘,一萬個人就是十萬分鐘!十萬個人就是百萬
分鐘!
你要耗?咱們跟你耗!
所以最後要呼籲大家,不要怕麻煩!請能申訴就申訴,能夠寄信就寄信,可以寄存證就寄!
不要吝嗇你的五分十分!對大公司來說時間就是金錢!
耗到他們怕!我們就贏了!
你們員工到最後火大~倒楣還不是主管!
其實最可怕的狀況不是公司賠錢,是主管被低層員工搞翻!
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