大家來殺價&簡單大陸話_淘寶篇 - 網店

By Frederic
at 2010-11-07T16:54

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※ [本文轉錄自 Chat82gether 看板 #1Cpcl6-f ]

這篇文之前我在洽特版發過一次@@

昨天在某篇推文看到不知道怎麼跟對岸殺價

所以轉過來讓苦無殺價話術的同學們看看@@

因為我都是看對岸的網路小說所以跟阿六們對談比較不會用英文簡稱

我通常是這樣子說的....(以下請自動轉換成簡體字)

1.
這東西我瞧著挺喜歡的我搞個團批老板算便宜些唄??
價錢給我報來

给我發昆山 (千里馬在昆山)

昆山嗎?? 在江蘇阿賣家問昆山在哪時你可以拐拐他

2.
你這價錢太高了再低點唄

杯具阿姑娘我也不是買你一二件你就不能給點誠意嗎55

3.
暈就降這麼點再降些吧

4.
我閩南人 (正確無誤) 你哪人阿外地工作嗎? 很多大陸人從內地到沿海工作

5.

要不再降一點好不你看這15RMB 給我算 14.9 唄

(1角1角殺價是淘寶賣家教我的= =||||)

我一定是生病了我殺0.1幹嘛!!不過我的貓抓版團購一片是14.9..

賣家還一直說運費很貴我說要不你補貼一點好了...

又少了一點點= =

6. 好歹你也降點你不給我降價

對不起國家對不起黨對不起廣大同志們對我的期望

你知道么說罷你能再降多少給我?

7. 為了促進二岸經濟貿易同志就看你這票了!! 再降個 ___ 吧

PS 6+7 是我最近很愛對回購的店家說的囧""

台灣對面
=================================================

等等 == <<一直忘記 == 囧

不要殺價殺到一半回賣家一個 = ="" OR = = 他會等你...

好不好對不對好不、對不

唬弄忽悠

網路很爛代理差勁

可能估計

好像 or 應該貌似

哭哭 55555

太可憐了杯具

無言無語

昏倒我暈

運氣/個性(?) 人品

我人品好所以大家都喜歡我人品大爆發中了大樂透 <<這種用法

手機移動

寄到這給我發

懂不懂明白不?? 懂不??

好不好好不?

安抓咋?

好嗎好么?

網路斷線網路掉線

質感質量 (感謝小月主購補充)

達到標準達標

這東西一般這東西一般般

水準水平

好厲害好牛

連結鏈結/接

男的劈腿(1男劈2女) 搞小三 (這.....我教這幹嘛)

衣服 yy

褲子 kk

姊妹們 jms

嘍咯

呃.... 額...

哈哈嗄嗄 (90後用語)

麼么

耶誒 (我是好人誒)

一定肯定

老闆老板 OR 客服

碼 (SIZE)沒SIZE了嗎號、碼沒號了嗎

上述鞋子用碼衣褲用號

80年代出生 80後

90年代出生 90後

C/P值高性價比

語助詞對岸人士愛用「哈」「喔」「哦」

EX : 亲这很便宜哈我明天给您发货哈

是喔通常我们这是不减价喔百件才有的喔没错的喔有码的喔

台灣話 88 3Q << 部份人懂@@

其實還有很多....用簡體字有助於溝通畢竟入境隨俗

可以騙賣家你是阿六也可以告訴賣家你是台灣人

通常如果說你是台灣人很多賣家會問你怎麼會打簡體字

接著就開始打開話匣子了賣家會開始亂哈啦很多...

然後會開始亂聊天亂入...東拉西扯...(我的強項?) 大家就變好捧優了

連台中名產鳳梨酥我都幫賣家買過囧!! 運費好貴他也要吃= =

我還跟某賣家玩過猜家鄉話猜對抹郵資的遊戲

可惜被他偷用百度搜尋出來了 XDD

補充一個

前幾天不小心中雷買到一雙很囧的鞋我跟別間店的掌櫃抱怨

他說要幫我打電話去跟賣家"溝通"

結果賣家全額退款給我還說不用寄回去了 *＊* \(*〞▽〝)/ *＊*

還有阿六不怎麼說謝謝的通常你說謝謝他會回你不客氣 (過很久之後)

或是您多禮了 OR 沒事 (沒事最多) 之類的話

PS

傻b SB TMD 我草台巴子 <<< 同協你被罵了= =

請草回去

更多詳情請GOOGLE 么么人語錄 ^_<~

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All Comments

By Edward Lewis
at 2010-11-12T04:36

哈哈有意思

By Necoo
at 2010-11-15T11:59

我看了這篇才鼓起勇氣跟掌櫃說話哈

By Kelly
at 2010-11-18T03:52

杯具...我笑了XD

By Hamiltion
at 2010-11-19T07:27

推超好笑 B主購好強!!!

By Kelly
at 2010-11-22T18:18

55555 我笑了

By Steve
at 2010-11-27T01:52

他們"等等"會打==,剛開始我還以為他
們對我白眼Q.Q

By Kelly
at 2010-11-28T05:14

推~邊看邊笑~XD我也是很習慣一直說謝謝~掌

By Frederica
at 2010-11-29T13:01

樓上我也是，還想說態度好差XD

By Ingrid
at 2010-12-03T07:13

櫃都說我真的是太客氣了!其實只是習慣用語

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-12-05T04:14

原po你太強了~而且這篇好歡樂

By Kyle
at 2010-12-06T14:06

真的打謝謝打得超習慣~~

By James
at 2010-12-08T12:08

太好笑了XD～我也要洗天賦改當購物囧法XD

By Sandy
at 2010-12-12T20:29

太好笑了XDDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2010-12-16T20:16

推推好強哦

By Steve
at 2010-12-17T00:17

真的很習慣謝謝 =_= 每打一句加個謝謝

By Callum
at 2010-12-19T02:47

大推阿！！(笑翻)

By Isla
at 2010-12-20T20:35

最後的補充XDDDDD

By Damian
at 2010-12-23T18:00

最後幾句一定要知道XD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-12-25T04:40

補充超好笑XDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2010-12-26T19:37

原po殺價好嗆XD 我覺得他們比較常講碼耶

By Dora
at 2010-12-29T15:31

(鞋子的話) 我們比較常講幾號另外他們
語助詞也滿常用額的害我也跟著額...

By Carol
at 2010-12-31T07:22

請草回去XDDDDDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2010-12-31T15:58

這篇好好笑XD 但是看不懂??和人品

By Catherine
at 2011-01-03T05:49

鳳梨酥也太好笑~下次會不會代買太陽餅XD

By Regina
at 2011-01-03T21:57

還有性價比是不是指CP值阿??

By Mia
at 2011-01-08T19:12

這真的要大推啊！讓我學到不少～

By David
at 2011-01-08T20:44

這篇可以M了實用!!

By George
at 2011-01-13T09:07

我常問完都會說謝謝..下次改一下習慣XD

By Heather
at 2011-01-17T12:35

常看426來台灣都會買至少一箱↑鳳梨酥回去

By James
at 2011-01-21T12:50

推推~好實用呀!!XD

By Erin
at 2011-01-22T05:09

額到底是啥意思? 會讓我想到利菁阿!!

By Adele
at 2011-01-22T11:40

搞小三XDDDD

By Erin
at 2011-01-22T18:17

我看成搞三小>///<

By Brianna
at 2011-01-26T22:34

教劈腿那個~~~原PO好可愛唷哈

By Yuri
at 2011-01-27T19:48

原PO真的太可愛了,這篇真的要M起來

By Emma
at 2011-01-29T23:43

上次有個賣家跟我說:親不要在糾結了呢，是
甚麼意思啊@@?

By Sarah
at 2011-02-02T10:09

對岸的人品貌似是運氣的意思..

By Lucy
at 2011-02-03T03:39

55555555

By Una
at 2011-02-07T11:59

請問抽風是啥意思？

By Caitlin
at 2011-02-08T11:58

糾結就是猶豫不決的意思

By Dorothy
at 2011-02-09T17:06

想問SB和TMD到底是什麼意思??

By Charlotte
at 2011-02-12T13:00

(其實我也不懂大陸人為什麼叫426 XD

By Rebecca
at 2011-02-17T11:00

TMD應該是他媽的....吧

By Hamiltion
at 2011-02-18T10:07

么么是甚麼意思?!?!

By Christine
at 2011-02-19T00:38

給點誠意好好笑

By Charlotte
at 2011-02-19T21:59

抽風就是網站/程式掛點

By Margaret
at 2011-02-22T23:07

好好笑XD

By Freda
at 2011-02-25T11:55

例如:PTT又掛了--> PTT又抽了 / PTT又抽風了

By Frederic
at 2011-02-25T13:35

426->死阿陸@@?

By Jacky
at 2011-02-26T01:13

426是(死阿陸)台語..可別對他們講..XD

By Hamiltion
at 2011-02-27T13:28

SB是罵人的罵你傻B

By Lily
at 2011-03-01T10:32

SB 不是三八阿XDD

By Eartha
at 2011-03-05T17:21

超強的一定要推一下,我邊看邊笑

By Genevieve
at 2011-03-08T22:07

這邊超好笑xDDD

By Eden
at 2011-03-13T17:45

sb 我研究小說研究好久自我翻譯:屎b

By Sarah
at 2011-03-16T13:18

冏原來我都想錯了= =

By Hedwig
at 2011-03-21T12:58

SB 是不是跟傻B一樣阿? 抽風好好笑噗噗!

By Jack
at 2011-03-23T21:45

太好笑了XDDDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2011-03-26T22:06

426是八卦版在罵的XDD千萬不能對賣家說

By Frederic
at 2011-03-29T18:26

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Eartha
at 2011-04-02T03:27

哈哈!!!! 推~~~~~~

By Sandy
at 2011-04-05T01:14

好牛啊 XDDDD 一定要推！！！

By Olga
at 2011-04-05T11:56

突然想到微微一笑很頃城~ 哈

By Carolina Franco
at 2011-04-09T12:57

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Una
at 2011-04-13T14:33

亲可以等於水水嗎? 水水發源地在哪?

By Olive
at 2011-04-14T10:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jack
at 2011-04-19T01:12

推推推~~ 超好笑的啦!!!

By Frederica
at 2011-04-21T23:30

笑死XDD

By John
at 2011-04-25T15:05

人品我滿常聽到人說耶人品爆發=運氣好
糾結我以為是被生火猶豫該不該買的狀態

By Robert
at 2011-04-26T02:02

上次和某家客服說「謝謝」，被回了「不

By Liam
at 2011-04-26T08:23

如果不是團購只是自己買得多想抹零頭

By Aaliyah
at 2011-04-28T06:40

用」，原本以為客服生氣還怎樣，看這篇
突然讓我困惑了…orz

By Selena
at 2011-04-30T19:42

可是網站都寫"不議價" 究~竟可以殺嗎?

By Quanna
at 2011-05-02T08:46

樓上S大不好意思斷了你的推文 >"<

By Charlie
at 2011-05-05T19:41

推這篇XD

By Steve
at 2011-05-10T10:06

我也斷了你的推文XD 如果店家寫不議價
，我就不會殺了，不過有時差一點時會想

By Tom
at 2011-05-12T15:50

殺包郵門檻…XD

By Caroline
at 2011-05-14T14:10

請問等等是= =還是== 有連在一起嗎?@@

By Gilbert
at 2011-05-17T06:44

嗯嗯~ 謝謝 :)

By Joe
at 2011-05-17T13:48

太好笑了!!!!忽然覺得他們有點可愛!

By Caroline
at 2011-05-19T20:28

原來=是等等天啊大發現=口=

By Kristin
at 2011-05-23T04:29

好好笑喔~~推專業!!XD

By Hazel
at 2011-05-23T06:18

好強大阿!!

By Lucy
at 2011-05-28T03:35

推推推有空請繼續多多分享:DD

By Isla
at 2011-05-29T21:54

好好玩啊

By Belly
at 2011-05-31T00:29

對了!超嗲是不是指超可愛??

By Enid
at 2011-06-03T09:40

這篇好受用XDDy

By Donna
at 2011-06-05T08:48

這篇真的好歡樂喔XDD看了整個很有長進XD

By Linda
at 2011-06-06T11:03

我還以為我走到原創小說版XDDDD

By Rae
at 2011-06-06T15:00

推原po專業!而且好歡樂XDDDY

By Lily
at 2011-06-09T23:37

哈哈哈原po超專業!!!

By Skylar Davis
at 2011-06-13T01:14

酷！！！

By Ivy
at 2011-06-14T21:21

讚

By Irma
at 2011-06-18T07:08

大推大推好專業!!!

By Aaliyah
at 2011-06-22T21:37

XDXD大推~~~ (內地愛高粱跟鳳梨酥)

By Rosalind
at 2011-06-25T16:51

超酷的這篇!!!我一直大笑!!哈哈哈

By Elvira
at 2011-06-27T22:35

這篇快m XDD

By Faithe
at 2011-07-01T18:24

我可以分享髒話嗎?XD

By Daniel
at 2011-07-04T21:41

很實用很好笑xddd

By Bennie
at 2011-07-06T01:10

實用推XDD

By Elvira
at 2011-07-10T06:06

感謝~馬上給愛開團的親友主購看~

By Megan
at 2011-07-13T11:52

他們的"很"都用"特",小說裡一堆特牛b

By William
at 2011-07-16T15:48

推專業!!!

By Andrew
at 2011-07-20T22:57

有個掌櫃說YY的另一個意思是意淫噗

By Selena
at 2011-07-23T21:07

好牛!! 好厲害的分享~!

By Isabella
at 2011-07-26T18:37

好好笑XDDD(我想說他們應該都很忙不會聊
天耶~~所以每次都超簡短的XD)

By Bethany
at 2011-07-30T06:03

太好笑了，看EX版長知識XDDDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-07-30T14:37

超有趣的分享

By Damian
at 2011-08-01T23:38

原PO太強大了

By Blanche
at 2011-08-06T17:24

大推!! 好實用的一篇!!!

By Ida
at 2011-08-07T04:23

好實用！ＸＤＤＤＤＤ

By Odelette
at 2011-08-10T16:48

= =<<這個超好笑的XD!!!!!

By Mary
at 2011-08-14T03:11

實用好笑XDD看到小三和= =我笑翻了XDD

By Daniel
at 2011-08-14T23:27

XDD

By Victoria
at 2011-08-19T17:44

搞小三太好笑了XDD 99下一個就爆了!!!

By Dora
at 2011-08-23T20:40

推!!

By Jessica
at 2011-08-28T11:58

推~~「搞小三」超好笑熊熊看成"搞三小" XD

By Emma
at 2011-09-01T08:42

請問"雷人"是什麼意思??

By Cara
at 2011-09-02T06:27

也想問"范儿" 跟范冰冰有關係嗎?

By George
at 2011-09-07T04:59

不降價對不起國家、對不起黨真是太好笑
"范儿" 跟范冰冰無關，純粹是北京的用語

By Odelette
at 2011-09-11T23:06

意思近似「風格」

By Joseph
at 2011-09-16T08:21

推～b大專業！另想請問「氣場」的意思？

By Charlie
at 2011-09-16T17:14

氣場意思大概是說一個人的能量、氣勢，
一個人的性格、言行舉止而形成的個人魅

By Hedwig
at 2011-09-19T20:15

力，阿陸滿愛說「這人氣場很強大」

By Elma
at 2011-09-23T16:30

推好文

By Hedy
at 2011-09-23T20:40

超嗲=很小女人，很有女人味，淘寶衣服的

By Joseph
at 2011-09-27T03:53

XD,推這篇~~~好厲害

By Elvira
at 2011-09-28T13:51

賣場常常用這詞，超嗲款，這件衣服超嗲

By Brianna
at 2011-09-29T04:27

YY就是"衣衣"的羅馬拼音Yi-Yi，各取頭一
個字母啦，褲子=褲褲=KK 是一樣道理

By Caroline
at 2011-10-02T09:03

==呢~ =這符號叫等於，也就是"等"，所以

By Oliver
at 2011-10-05T07:24

兩個等號就是「等等」

By Joseph
at 2011-10-07T10:04

謝謝分享，很經典～

By Dorothy
at 2011-10-08T12:50

范ㄦ=模樣模範風格

By Brianna
at 2011-10-11T04:06

不推對不起國家對不起黨!!!

By Joseph
at 2011-10-15T15:26

原來是buynet強主購XDDDD這篇M起來啦

By Ursula
at 2011-10-16T08:15

這篇好讚!!好好笑!!!

By Caitlin
at 2011-10-19T01:39

太好笑又實用了!!!這個不推怎麼行!!!XDDD
這實在可以轉到笨版之類的耶XD

By Olga
at 2011-10-19T17:32

我快笑死了推

By Aaliyah
at 2011-10-20T11:11

好好笑這篇～原ＰＯ好酷喔

By Frederic
at 2011-10-23T08:40

哈哈是超強的主購太牛了!

By Puput
at 2011-10-24T19:14

有猛!我笑了~~您贏了XDDD

By Isla
at 2011-10-26T08:51

這篇要M啊啊啊~笑死我了

By Tracy
at 2011-10-29T11:54

6快笑屎我啦!!!!

By Tracy
at 2011-11-02T13:04

特牛!這樣使用對唄?!

By Joseph
at 2011-11-02T18:15

難怪我想說每次都跟我說沒事`

By Puput
at 2011-11-03T23:47

有看必推，超爆笑啦！牛牛牛~哞~~~

By Megan
at 2011-11-04T05:55

因為我常在講大陸的用語..朋友都是大陸人

By Oscar
at 2011-11-05T10:21

YY還有意淫的意思，就自己一個人在腦袋想
很多..所以要注意
也不是所有TB店家都愛用"親"的，用GNS也會
覺得親切(姑娘復數)

By Olivia
at 2011-11-07T20:48

不過TB用語算簡單了..其實還有更多，因為
他們也很愛把台灣直接叫灣灣或ww，偶爾會
搞混成"旺旺"

By Elizabeth
at 2011-11-11T15:30

好好笑XD 為什麼哭哭是55555阿XDDD

By Rae
at 2011-11-12T12:09

因為是"嗚嗚嗚嗚"的發音
他們都是拼音打字的..所以很喜歡打簡稱
想到一個..他們現在很喜歡把"為什麼"講成

By Ingrid
at 2011-11-17T10:19

主購!是主購! 又多學(ㄒ一ㄠˊ)了不少

By Rebecca
at 2011-11-18T02:05

推!!好好笑喔!!!

By Anthony
at 2011-11-21T22:24

為麼或為毛..毛是等同麼的發音

By Lucy
at 2011-11-22T07:38

這篇要至底呀特實用的

By Ingrid
at 2011-11-27T02:42

交一個罵人的"你蛋疼啊"

By Jacob
at 2011-11-30T13:30

還有一個..他們最近流行"給力"這詞

By Catherine
at 2011-12-01T21:29

推推 XDD

By Delia
at 2011-12-04T01:01

跟他們說謝謝他們比較常說客氣了這詞吧!

By Hedwig
at 2011-12-07T00:35

殺價的時候就可以"親給點力唄

By Megan
at 2011-12-11T14:34

其實去玩魔獸就可知道他們流行用語了...
讓你蛋疼菊緊的...呵呵

By Jake
at 2011-12-13T21:28

推推!!!!!很用心的整理^^超好笑的XD

By Hamiltion
at 2011-12-15T13:18

是的..現在還有"做人不能太小月月"XDD

By Charlie
at 2011-12-17T23:05

還有有人對你說日、MB都是你被罵了

By Charlotte
at 2011-12-22T23:02

我之前看到9=1 還思考非常非常的九...

By Freda
at 2011-12-23T05:57

大推超好笑的拉神啊

By Wallis
at 2011-12-28T02:00

前陣子去大陸，那的學生對我們的感想就是很
有禮貌，最常聽到我們說謝謝跟對不起

By Carol
at 2011-12-31T15:12

因為台灣人很有禮貌啦~26不像我們常
把謝謝對不起請掛在嘴邊~所以26都很

By Poppy
at 2011-12-31T22:28

喜歡台灣的服務~
常來台觀光不是沒有原因的~~呵呵

By Lydia
at 2012-01-02T00:30

沒事的沒事的...沒事的囧rz

By Steve
at 2012-01-02T02:48

很好笑XD但大家要注意ES是禁髒話的XDDDD

By Catherine
at 2012-01-06T07:00

看完後只能說讚!!

By Carolina Franco
at 2012-01-08T07:03

這篇超好笑!! 大推哈哈哈

By Steve
at 2012-01-12T22:00

大推阿~超實用的!!

By Vanessa
at 2012-01-14T04:23

B主購好強！！！！！

By Wallis
at 2012-01-17T00:43

看到換季清倉~白菜價 XDDDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2012-01-20T04:25

嗄嗄嗄太好笑了 XDDD

By Dinah
at 2012-01-22T00:43

噢對了估計=應該貌似=好像這樣才對喔!

By John
at 2012-01-25T03:55

哈哈這篇太強大了

By Kyle
at 2012-01-25T15:38

哈哈謝謝分享&&

By Lydia
at 2012-01-28T12:08

還有"沒關係"="沒事"~

By Frederic
at 2012-01-30T21:56

不少用語倒是只有北京一帶會用

By Anonymous
at 2012-02-03T18:19

他們網路上的"人品"，是指"運氣"

By Valerie
at 2012-02-06T02:20

我第一次被說"人品不好"時，我傻了

By Lydia
at 2012-02-06T10:47

沒想到對方只是在安慰我說我運氣不好

By Robert
at 2012-02-08T04:08

超有用!!超好笑!!!!

By Thomas
at 2012-02-09T01:45

特有用!原來RP 就是運氣啊!! 筆記!!

By Daph Bay
at 2012-02-09T16:03

超強大~看原創也常看到這些詞

By Hedda
at 2012-02-11T22:42

推推推太好笑了XDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2012-02-15T14:47

那請問他們說不賣場議價真的不議價嗎＠＠

By Yuri
at 2012-02-18T21:05

太晚看到這篇~實在是太好笑了~!!!!

By Rae
at 2012-02-20T17:57

太讚了可以借轉嗎

By Frederica
at 2012-02-24T14:37

推超實用

By Zenobia
at 2012-02-25T04:00

太讚了好實用

By Lydia
at 2012-02-27T08:37

超好笑!!!你太強了!!!

By Franklin
at 2012-03-01T02:40

爆笑推!!!!! XDD

By Carol
at 2012-03-03T20:25

學起來難怪我殺價不成功

By Doris
at 2012-03-07T10:26

氣場虎軀一震都是黃易小說出來的 =.=

By Yuri
at 2012-03-09T00:10

推推推~ 好好笑XDD

By Yedda
at 2012-03-09T10:20

大家來殺價&簡單大陸話_淘寶篇 - 網店

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