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"I'm Fu*king Michael Dell!"

Ming Hang :

Hey 廖總 …it’s me. I’m in ahh, a hotel…I don’t know I’ve been on the
web so long I..I don’t even know what laptop I’m order any more to be
honest. Anyway, I’ve been thinking about you a lot, and ahh, I’ve been
needing to tell you something. I don’t know why I haven’t but it’s
important, I mean you’ve been shirked for so long, over 10 days, and I still
haven’t told you and it’s just not right, so here it goes.


Ming Hang : I’m fu*king Michael Dell
鄉民 : He’s fu*king Michael Dell
Ming Hang : I’m sorry but it’s true

Ming Hang : I’m fu*king Michael Dell
鄉民 : He’s fuc*ing Michael Dell
Ming Hang : I’m imagining it’s you


Ming Han: I’m fu*king Matt Damon
鄉民 : On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in
the car, up against the mini-bar


Ming Han: I’m fu*king Michael Dell
鄉民 : He’s fu*king Michael Dell
Ming Han: While you’re deciding to pay nothing


Ming Han: I said I’m fucking Michael Dell
鄉民 : He said he’s fucking Michael Dell
鄉民 : Hey 廖總, how do you like them coupons? Get it?
‘Cause, ’cause I’m talking about those bullshit…
Ming Han: Yeah…it’s…it’s funny…




Ming Han: Hey 廖總 , don’t take it bad…Remember all the good times we had…
Like the time we went ordering …And we bought a lot of LCD…Then
you puked
in the boxes…On the LCD that we bought…


Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door?

Girls: Imefa!
Boys: Imefa who?

Girls: I’m fu*king Michael Dell!
Boys : She’s fu*king Michael Dell!

Ming Han: Analyze!
Everyone: F-U-*-K Michael D-E-L-L …I said F-U-*-K Michael D-E-L-L


Ming Han: I’m fu*king Michael Dell
鄉民 : He’s fu*king Michael Dell
Ming Han: And you know that I ain’t lying


Ming Han: I said I’m fu*king Michael Dell
鄉民 : He’s fu*king Michael Dell
Ming Han: Ask The PTT's Saint
The PTT's Saint: It’s true, We have confirmed that he is in fact fu*king
Michael Dell


Ming Han: [Remember when] Last week when I was ordering laptop with you
online, I was fu*king Michael Dell

鄉民 : [Remember when] You went back and forth to hide in your house and
decline interviews, he was DEFINITELY fu*king Michael Dell

Ming Han: [Remember when] I told you I was fu*king Michael Dell? I WAS
fu*king Michael Dell.

Ming Han: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in
the car, up against the mini-bar

鄉民 : She’s fu*king Michael Dell
Ming Han: She’s fu*king Michael Dell
鄉民 : She’s fu*king Michael Dell
Ming Han: I love U.S.A.!


Ming Han : So, that’s it…umm….I think I was clear?
鄉民 : No, you did great.
Ming Han : Oohh, it was okay. [laughs]
鄉民 : Pretty damn good.

Ming Han : Ummm, anyway…umm, you know, we had a great run 廖總 and ahhh, I
hope there’s no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends. I’m friends with
all my PC Sellers, my old sellers. If anything isn’t clear or you need
closure of some kind, please please call my publicist ConnyLi at PTT.
So take care

鄉民 : You know what? Stop right there…. 廖總 we’re out of time…

Ming Han : [laughs] You are soo bad!

鄉民 : A little bit, let’s shut that PCMAN down and go fu*k Michael Dell
…See ya 廖總.

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